1. GUMM
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  8. Refugees and Migrants are People too
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  10. Gulgee – The Last of The Greats
  11. Patrik Hoffmann – Sonraj
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  14. PTCL – Fastest Growing Brand in Pakistan
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  19. Intellectual Property and Tourism
  20. Fitness with the Mughal
  21. REBEL WITH A CAUSE
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  23. Mummy’s Recipes Roast Chicken & Veg
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  26. Q & A with Star of Parchi
  27. Addressing Sexual Abuse
  28. Q & A with EMAN ZAEEM & MEHR SAAD
  29. Pakistan’s Lost Children
  30. ENGLAND AND THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
  31. STICK WITH FRIENDS AND DITCH THE ENEMIES
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  34. Q & A with owner of District 6 – Anum Rafat
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  36. MUNIBA`S Call for Tolerance & Justice
  37. Q&A Muniba Mazari
  38. Health Quotient (Dental health)
  39. Money for nothing, bits for free
  40. FinTech
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  42. Crisis of Civilization
  43. Child Sexual Abuse
  44. Education is the only Solution
  45. Fit for Purpose
  46. BLUE CHIP TALKS TO THE CREATOR OF TEETOO AND TANIA
  47. Mini meringue recipe
  48. NEW ANIMATED TV SERIES PAKISTANI
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  50. AUSTENISTAN DEBUTS WITH ELEGANCE AND ENTHUSIASM
  51. PAKISTAN’S WOMEN OF 2017
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  54. Blue Chip Q/A with Atiqa Odho
  55. Five major political events of 2017
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  57. THE GLOBAL ECONOMY IN 2017
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  60. What we can learn from Ghalib
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Wed, Aug 15, 2018
  1. GUMM
  2. Annus Horibilis
  3. The Inhumanity of Pakistan’s Coal Industry
  4. Iran Nuclear Deal The U.S Withdrawal
  5. Method in the Madness
  6. Legal System Reforms
  7. Power Over Impulse
  8. Refugees and Migrants are People too
  9. PTCL – A Nonstop Journey Towards Excellence
  10. Gulgee – The Last of The Greats
  11. Patrik Hoffmann – Sonraj
  12. Pakistan’s Primordial Hindu Heritage
  13. Pakistan’s Migrant Tragedy
  14. PTCL – Fastest Growing Brand in Pakistan
  15. Keep Pakistan’s Wagon Hitched To The China Star
  16. Anique’s Chocolate Cake
  17. Selfless & Fearless – Lahore Qalandars
  18. NEWS PICKS
  19. Intellectual Property and Tourism
  20. Fitness with the Mughal
  21. REBEL WITH A CAUSE
  22. The Big Fat Lie – Cholesterol (Part-1)
  23. Mummy’s Recipes Roast Chicken & Veg
  24. ENGAGING HEADS HEARTS AND HANDS
  25. The Big Fat Lie – Cholesterol (Part-2)
  26. Q & A with Star of Parchi
  27. Addressing Sexual Abuse
  28. Q & A with EMAN ZAEEM & MEHR SAAD
  29. Pakistan’s Lost Children
  30. ENGLAND AND THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
  31. STICK WITH FRIENDS AND DITCH THE ENEMIES
  32. The Phenomenon that Stephen Hawking was!
  33. In Conversation with ANUSHAY ZEESHAN
  34. Q & A with owner of District 6 – Anum Rafat
  35. Ali Rehman Khan – Naturally A Star
  36. MUNIBA`S Call for Tolerance & Justice
  37. Q&A Muniba Mazari
  38. Health Quotient (Dental health)
  39. Money for nothing, bits for free
  40. FinTech
  41. TRADING THREATS OF WAR
  42. Crisis of Civilization
  43. Child Sexual Abuse
  44. Education is the only Solution
  45. Fit for Purpose
  46. BLUE CHIP TALKS TO THE CREATOR OF TEETOO AND TANIA
  47. Mini meringue recipe
  48. NEW ANIMATED TV SERIES PAKISTANI
  49. Changing the Perception of Public Transport Motorway Express
  50. AUSTENISTAN DEBUTS WITH ELEGANCE AND ENTHUSIASM
  51. PAKISTAN’S WOMEN OF 2017
  52. THE BEAUTY IN BUSINESS
  53. PERCEPTIONS ARE ALSO REALITY
  54. Blue Chip Q/A with Atiqa Odho
  55. Five major political events of 2017
  56. WHAT DOES TRUMP’S TWEET MEAN FOR CPEC AND THE REGION
  57. THE GLOBAL ECONOMY IN 2017
  58. AFGHANISTAN GOING DOWNHILL
  59. 2017 FOR PSX – THE CLIMB AND THE DECLINE
  60. What we can learn from Ghalib
  61. QUINOA SALAD WITH THAI DRESSING

I was sitting at my desk twiddling my thumbs wondering what to write given the utter confusion that has overtaken us with something new happening worldwide at least twice a day, when I heard an odd chattering coming from my roof. I wondered whether it was Nawaz Sharif’s alien beings coming to visit. So I went up to find out and found a parliament of monkeys sitting there chattering away. I hoped that my friend Maverick the Monkey, Commander of the Monkey Brigade of the E-7 jungle was there, for he had not visited for some time to impart his wisdom. I looked hard and there he was.

“Maverick,” I shouted, “where in blazes have you been?” He looked up and replied, “I was on holiday. I’m back now and thought we would all come to your house since parliament has been dissolved and all these former parliamentarians were making a nuisance of themselves. First they would only make a nuisance of themselves in the National Assembly; now they are making a nuisance of themselves in the jungle and destroying its social equilibrium, so I brought them here. But don’t worry; we know how to deal with them. We have clear laws.”

“But how are you old chap?” asked Maverick. “You look worried, confused”

Call it historical forces if you like that you have talked about for long — are making conditions ripe for an intervention by the most powerful force and people will be so fed up and concerned that they would welcome it.

“Worried and confused is right. I look confused because I am worried. I think a suicidal madness has descended upon us. We are caught betwixt a rock and a hard place. Hold elections on the given date for which we don’t seem to be ready and it could lead to chaos. That’s the rock. Delay them and it could lead to anarchy. That’s the hard place. What is going to happen?”

“There is a method in this madness, Humayun. I’m surprised you don’t see it. You should be happy because what you have wanted for years is happening: the self-destruction of the system.”

“Enlighten me, Maverick old friend. What is the method?

“Okay. Listen carefully and you will wonder why something so obvious as this didn’t occur to you.”

 “Yes. There is indeed a method in this madness. Natural societal and political evolution — call it historical forces if you like that you have talked about for long — are making conditions ripe for an intervention by the most powerful force and people will be so fed up and concerned that they would welcome it. So would the international community because: 

1.  “Who wants to deal with the regional fallout caused by chaos in Pakistan with no powerful force at the helm to handle it?

2.  “Pakistan has a pivotal geo-strategic location and chaos will make peace in Afghanistan impossible. A confused America has recently again realized that for successful talks with the Afghan Taliban Pakistan has a vital role to play.

3.  “Pakistan’s massive nuclear arsenal could fall into the hands of some idiots. Even an ‘elected’ government would be a desperate government given that economic failure is round the corner, so it could do something silly, like selling nuclear weapons and/or technology on the quiet, as was tried in the Nineties with Iran and Libya. No way Jose.

4.  “Playing a vital role in Afghan peace would firstly help to buy us a reprieve from our debt servicing so the immediate crisis will be averted for a time and, secondly, it would reduce India’s growing influence on our western border.

 

“Let natural evolution do its bit and things could get so bad that any intervention would be welcomed domestically and internationally. This is just what happened in Thailand and Egypt and nary a squeak about ‘democracy’.”

 “On the face of it, Maverick, your theory makes sense. And by the most powerful force you mean the army?”

“Yes, but not necessarily,” said Maverick confusingly. “There’s another armed force, the extremists. Luckily the extremists are a polyglot, not a monolith. The danger then is that the various terrorist groups could parcel Pakistan out into their own areas of influence, a sort of confederation, but that is not easy in such a huge country. It will add massively to the anarchy. But it could happen if the army continues to contemplate its navel. They are contemplating their navel because they don’t seem to have the stomach to intervene, but their ultimate oath is to save Pakistan, come what may, and the tipping point, when reached, could leave them no option. But if they are not prepared and don’t have a plan about what to do, the confusion could get worse compounded. So waiting for the present system to collapse is all very well, but what comes in its place that has legitimacy is another matter. So we are in a very difficult situation.”

“Maverick, my friend, you have been very helpful but also left me in greater confusion. Do we have to wait for a Black Swan event to get things moving? Another serious conventional skirmish with India perhaps? Will we than have the government to handle the situation? Will we be burdened with another Nawaz Sharif to scurry to Washington to fall at the feet of the U.S. president? I hope not.

“The air is pregnant with all sorts of possibilities and we have no idea what’s in the womb of historical forces. God help us, but God may be getting fed up by now.”

 By Humayun Gauhar

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